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Secret of Celebrating 100th Birth day
By Ruth Inskeep
Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him
on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared. "Gentlemen, I will tell you the
secret of my success," he cackled. "I have been in the open air day after day
for some 75 years now."
The celebrants were impressed and asked how he
managed to keep up his rigorous fitness regime. "Well, you see my wife and I were
married 75 years ago. On our wedding night, we made a solemn pledge. Whenever
we had a fight, the one who was proved wrong would go outside and take a walk." |
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